I have dediced to celebrate Caganermas instead of Christmas this yule tide. I will sing "Rudolf the Brown-nosed Reindeer" and "Silent Dump". Instead of giving presents, I will give 'deposits'. Rather than crackers, I will pull 'crappers' (guess the surpise). And I'll finish dinner with a Yule Log (though I'll be pooing it rather than the more traditional eating).